Prince Inspires Japan Police Rescue and Promotes Rescue Training Camp. 万歳勇気プリンスとプリンスの救助合宿

最近日本の警察救助隊は人間界やら犬界においで一番素晴らしさ生き物はやっぱりプリンスのような粋くなり過ぎたトイプードルだという事がわかったようだ。記事によると警視庁は馬鹿な大きい警察犬は止めて、その馬鹿犬達は漫画喫茶t店で休ませてトイプードルを採用することにした！僕のトライアスロン合宿に加えて救助トイプードル合宿学校国際組織を設立する. 救助トレーニングはトライアスロンのクロストレーニングを基に東京地震を想定して、救助の練習をする。最終的に高過ぎる合宿代のおかけで僕大お金持ちの勝ち犬の生活を満喫できる！写真は山と海とジャングル救助隊練習です。​記事リンクス

As my popularity in Japan explodes , it has been reported in the Wall Street Journal that the Japanese police force have now replaced their rescue dog teams that hitherto comprised of dim oversized dark tuetonic dogs with small gallant poodles as inspired by the poodle Prince Pari ("I myself"). It is a great complement to me, and I am returning the honour by complementing my triathlon sporting academy (Team Prince Pari) with a poodle rescue training institute. I welcome my triathlon fans to particpate in rescue training as well for cross training purposes. Pictures are me in training across rescue disciplines for earthquake, sea, mountain, fire and jungle. I intend to be handsomley paid by the Japanese police force et al and make a wad a cash so as to retire next year at an age akin to a Greek police dog (4 years).WSJ Article Link

PRINCE NEWS: Prince Method Adopted by Olympic Gold Medal Q-Chan 高橋 尚子

It is now clear that Olympic Marathon winner (2 hours 23 mins) Q-Chan (Takahashi Naoko) adheres to the Prince Method© towards athletic performance. She appeared on Japan TV "Haran Bakushou" claiming her principal weekly runs are paced by her Poodle called "Lappi", just as she knows I pace my athletes CP, JW et al. As per my method, training with a poodle makes one feel good, run faster with improved form by mimicking poodle forefoot landing. Picture above is Prince training CP, and others are Q-chan winning gold, Q-chan with her coach poodle Lappi, and also Prince fan, and singer Yuko-rin with her "fitness" poodle.

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シドニー2000年オリンピック金メダル受賞者Q-ちゃんは愛犬プードを一緒 に走トレーニングをしているとテレビで語ってた。しかし、話を聞いてみるとその愛犬はの時はただ５km走るだけである。CPと僕はトレーニングの時は１３kmくらい走ってしまう。

PRINCE PARI TOP TIPS - Prince Hydration Technology and Great Speeches

Please admire the aerodynamic hydration system I Prince have set-up for bicycle TT time trialing in triathlon. This is the 1st time anyone has brilliantly combined the Profile© and torpedo bottle. Feel free to benefit from this Prince Method© creation, but only after donating Y10,000 per race used to prince@princepari.com on PayPal. The system represents 55 seconds saved in my hair dryer tunnel test over an Olympic distance race, and therefore value at only Y220 per second saved.

Anyhow, my favorite, soon to be married, and debonair handsome triathlete CP, has unfortunately pulled out of Ishigaki triathlon with a broken hand due to a freak swimming collision in Daikanyama pool with a dentist. I am very sad as I have spent over 200 hours putting him through my Prince Method© academy of swim, bike and run skills.

One trick I employed was writing CP an overall victory speech for CP to orate to Okinawa TV. Dashingly written even before he actually won the Ishigaki triathlon. This is an audaciously confident element of the Prince Method© ! I am publishing my speech below (in Japanese) as it would be a loss to the history of Japanese literature, should I not, even although it will never be broadcast by CP. Feel free to adopt my approach to race psychology by writing your own speech after donating yen to my Paypal account. It is not possible to translate my unique prose to English. Sorry.

優勝有り難うスペ
石垣の、ボランテアの皆サン有り難うございました。今日は我ながら素晴らしいレースができました。特に特に得意得意のバイク風のような走りが出来ました。いやあー本当についていました！！　私は偉大なるプリンス監督元、厳しいトレーニングを重ねてきました。今日はプリンスの戦略が功を奏しました。
偉大なるプリンス監督に敬意を表します。有り難うプリンス！プリンスパリは世界一の監督です。詳細はwww.princepari.comをご覧ください。実はこの後すぐ結婚式をするんです。僕の妻になるあかねにこの優勝をささげます。大会ドン記録が上がりました。また来年増々パワパワーアップ来ます。皆さん、来年も頑張ろうではないか！！アりがとう！。。。。最後に僕のヘア・スタイリストもありがとう。

PRINCE PARI: My Litary Works for 2011. 執筆中です.

The great dog Prince has announced an appetite for completing various literary masterpieces through 2011 – 偉犬プリンスは、今、執筆中です.
Prince`s genius as a coach and artistic director of triathlon execution, a debonair existentialist commentator on Japan, as well as Paleolithic inspired nutritionist has not gone un-noticed. He is commissioned to commence some 4 masterpieces this year。天才的な四部作を構想しています。プリンス​は：

I. PRINCE: THE 107 ZEITGEIST(S) OF TRIATHLON: Essentially Prince`s top 107 tips on podium medal winning in triathlon (5 in 2010)、i.e. How to take more for performance from a red wine habit , than a red wine habit can take from your performance!　プリンスメソッド ：天才的なトライアスロンと選手の生活方法を解説。107時代精神の秘訣です｡

II. KONNICHI-WA PRINCE: This is a work of cartoon brilliance that I Prince believe will finally destroy Hello Kitty© and the evil house of Sanrio© and replace it with the era of Prince inspired "Konichiwa Prince©". "Konnichiwa Prince©" sketch prototype is right. Picture is Prince peeing in Sanrio`s Kitty-Chan flagship fountain and below jumping 27 feet to avoid security. Sayonara Kitty...!プリンス​物語です。​プリンスはサンリオキャラクターに昇格​！ものだから​街のうわさではＨＥＬＬＯ　ＫＩＴＴＹは死んだらしい。

IＩI.PRINCE: THE POCKET MONSTER: A fictional work for submission to the Pokemon company. How Prince, intoxicated by bicycle lube metamorphoses into Purichuu©; "the must have" Pokemon of 2011" . A Pokemon to counter the evil Meowth cat Pokemon as pictured left in yakitori bar with Prince.　プリンス​物語です。プリンスは”プリチュウー”と言うポケモン​に変身​。

IV.PRINCE: A PICTURE BOOK - MY J-GIRL EXPERIENCES: I Prince am a victim of Japanese girls with ravishing elite poodle fetishes across Japan. I am compiling my photographs with these Prince fanatics, many of them in high school uniform! A bonus supplement on how to be adorable for the girls will be included.　プリンス 、東京逆ナンパ​絵本​。　女子高校生​のハート​を掴む方法！​

Please if anyone has ideas for Prince`s stories, triathlon Prince Method©, or wishes to boost my narcissism in any way, please write to prince@princepari.com. 私に褒め言葉を言ってよ。